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igor82 | 20 April, 2008 12:54
Dolazi Perica sa utakmice i sav srećan urla:
- Jupiii, tata, dao sam 2 gola!
- Bravo, sine, a koliki je bio konačan rezultat?
- 1:1!
Zadala učiteljica Perici da napravi maketu škole. Perica od balega napravi školu, a od brabonjaka učenike. Sutra kad je pokazao učiteljici ona ga upita:
- Šta ti je ovo? - pokazujući na balegu.
- To je škola.
- A šta ti je ovo? - pokazujući na brabonjke.
- To su učenici.
- A gde smo mi nastavnici i učitelji?
- Eeee, takva govna nisam mogao da nađem.
Pita Perica tatu:
- Tata, tata, kako sam ja nastao?
- Pa donela te roda, sine.
- Auu, tata, i ti svašta je...
Sedi Perica preko puta gluve babe i žvaće žvaku. Tek će baba odjednom:
- Džaba, sinko, pričaš, ja ništa ne čujem.
Pita učiteljica:
- Perice, zašto juče nisi bio u školi?
- Izvolite, mama je napisala opravdanje.
- A šta ti je bilo?
- Ne znam, nisam pročitao šta je mama napisala.
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